Confessions of an Almost-Girlfriend

Rose Zarelli 2.0 here-2.0, as in, innovative…superior…improved.

Improved how? Glad you asked. This year, I will not:

#1 Do things just because other people want me to.

#2 Randomly shoot off my mouth.

#3 Worry about whether I’m someone’s girlfriend -or not.

So, what will I do this year?

#1 Find my thing and be who I want to be.

#2 Learn when to speak up-and when to shut up

#3 Tell off Jamie Forta and move on.

I’m older and smarter now-I can totally pull this off. How hard can it be?


Louise Rozett is an author, a playwright, and a recovering performer. Confessions of an Angry Girl, published by HarlequinTEEN, was her debut novel. She lives in one of the world’s greatest literary meccas–Brooklyn–with her giant 120-pound Bernese mountain dog, Lester.